Lets first set the tone for yet another “Only on Ebay” auction. Meet Phil, as seen at http://www.mynameisphil.com/. Phil claims to communicate with Aliens, as he receives transmissions which he decodes. Some of them make sense to him, others do not. He can only release the some of the contents of the transmissions. The rest will wait for the Second coming of Zaxon.

Now that we understand the normality of Phil, lets look at Phil’s auctions.

Radio Transmitter Satellite Microphone Device /w Wires!
What would any realistic person do without one of these. And, it comes with wires! http://cgi.ebay.com...

Sure, the suction cup will only stick if hair is removed from the wearers’ head, but this is a very versatile device! You’ll be just like the professionals wearing this hunk of love!

Zaxonian Sun Catcher Alien Solar Power Device
Capture the power of the sun! Sure, use is tin-foil is imperative, but that dosent reflect on the value of this world-class device.

Bidding starts at 1 cent. Happy Bidding! http://cgi.ebay.com...

Stay Tuned!
Watch for Phil’s other auctions! http://cgi6.ebay.com...